Thursday, April 14, 2011

Why has no one responded to ME?!

I cannot believe it! I cannot even deign to conceive of it! Why is everyone fucking ignoring me?!

My messages? No response. My telephone calls? No response. These wretched blog posts? NO FUCKING RESPONSE!

Ever since that.. thing attacked us over a month ago I've barely managed a moment of beauty rest. The only correspondence I have are these incoherent blog posts that read like the blithering of madmen. Which, to be fair, is indeed the case (Not you of course, dear sister).

Without my powers I've been... It has been difficult. My Dear Sister, Kneesocks... I post on your blogs but you do not respond. You haven't noticed any of mine..... Its just


 I see you all too :3

Wednesday, April 13, 2011


I'm in Candyland,
Sugar and Sweets,
The tartness of my very soul
is on display.
Bubble gum gags,
Licorice whips, binds,
gropes and crawls.
Candy canes stab.
I'm melting,
Like chocolate,
I'm melting,
In the heat
of an unforgiving sun.
Don't try to find me.
I Belong here.
This is what I wanted.
This is what I deserve.
I'm in candy land.

Thursday, April 7, 2011



&**^&*** So you like BSG, huh?

Kneesocks: Uhh... Why the fuck would I watch a show by mortals?

Brief: Well...umm...&767&&& there's a diecast Cylon model I found under the seat... And a crumpled up picture of Grace Park...

Kneesocks:....Thats..that's dare you through my possesions?

Brief: I didn't, it was just-

Kneesocks: Did  say you could?

Brief; ...No.

*&&8 Yeah I liked frakking Battlestar Galactica... ugggh, Scanty wouldn't stop giving me shit about it; like the Hpop she listens to is any better.

Brief: So wait, you're into Sci-Fi stuff too-

Kneesocks: I'd rather not go into it... this is all such bullshit, I shouldn't be having to put up with your inane dribble anyways.

Brief: We near Daten yet?

Kneesocks: I told you, it'd be at least another day, I'm not at all convinced this'll work.

Brief: Well, if we find you%^%%%^^